There are two words in the English vocabulary that have filled me with utter dread ever since I was 15: que terrifying sterotypical horror movie music.......Summer Holiday.
Now most people revel in pre-tan season, they go shopping and embark on a '6 sit up, 3 grapes two days prior to' diet, and although, admittedly I am also guilty of that forementioned crimes, I also have other issues to think about.
Aeroplanes make me want to cry, don't get me wrong, I love flying, but other issues which surround the bus of the skies make me want to scream.
Im tall, 5"10, please dont be jealous about my 36" legs because this presents a problem. I had a lovely experience of having metal pins screwed into my knee to hold it together, so any flights are a killer. I've got to be able to move my legs around otherwise , upon arrival and leaving the plane I walk like i have a wooden leg which is rotting and consquently falling off and ensure that people stare at the girl with the retarded walking issues..So I really appreciate the utter BELLENDS who have the nerve to decide not to ask if they can recline their chair, but who wait until I'm asleep until they commit this henious felony. I just love waking up and not being able to move my legs, because the person in front has declined their chair so far back they may as well be lying flat on the floor. It took a considerable amount of strength not to vomit in the provided sick bags, and pour it over the woman in front's head. Instead I was much more mature. I simply kicked the back of her chair at every opportunity and woke her up on countless occassions.
The incessant noise coming from small children, tweens etc who refuse to sleep. There are movies on the plane, radio stations, and I'm pretty sure you have a Nintendo DS or an Ipod so WHY do they feel the need to continue making noise on an overnight/early morning, transatlantic flight. However, there are solutions a) seat them all together and nowhere near me b) don't let them on the plane. Simple.
Aeroplane food. I'm not even discussing this.
Holiday Location..anywhere in the Arabian/Asian district...it's like theyve never seen a ginger girl before with the stares they give me....hahaha o wait. they probably haven't.
Being back in England: Recently returned home, its Friday the 13th, and it's raining. FML
So for now, I will instead try to embark on a continuous exercise/diet regme, save money and look for possible locations for the next summer, so i can do it all over again.
