Some of my friends are either in a serious relationship, getting married or at least have a serious job. I have...none of these things at 21 years old. I live in a student house, and am in the last 6 months of my degree, doing a dissertation on a subject I was previously passion about (note the previously) and will leave university in roughly £22 grand in debt. I might add, my Sports degree, has no relevance to my desired career of Primary Teaching... Fantastic.
So my plan is this. I am going to channel Bridget Jones and find a 'nice sensible boyfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits, or perverts' It would probably help if most of the men i fancy didn't embody most of these characteristics.
I will eat healthily, and give up my student days of a diet consisting of Papa Johns, Chinese and Indian takeaways, and will eat my vegetables, so my godchild can never say ' If your vegetables are so important, why do you never eat them Rachel?' and I will at least attempt to limit my cravings for pik 'n' mix to once a month.
I will try to drink responsibly at Cheerleading socials and on nights out in general- i dont feel the need to elaborate on this one.
I will also resist the temptations of the following: hair straighteners, going to the beach,Topshop, The OC/One Tree Hill when i have v.important work to do, and revelling in socially awkward moments
Basically, I'm going to try to be the best Godparent i can be, because he is the most perfect little boy. Here's to you little man, you're going to at least make me attempt to be a better person, and you're not even a year old.
And if i fail at that, I can at least try to claim the prestigous role of the 'cool' one. If that fails...i'll just bribe him with presents. And beer.
Amazing.
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